Kyle Klubertanz, you have been convicted of the crime of cowtipping...
You are sentenced to death by execution...


Or in this case, he just got a $200 fine.




Why is this on a hockey site, do you ask? For that you need the
full story.




Klubertanz is a current University of Wisconsin hockey player, who
along with former Badger puck player Jeffrey Slinde tipped over
three decorative cows in front of the Kohl Center on the Wisconsin
campus last August. They were officially charged with misdemeanor
criminal damage to property, which was yesterday lowered to
disorderly conduct. They were each sentenced to a small fine and 30
hours community service which has already been completed.

Thanks!