Home arrow Forum arrow General Categoryarrow Hockey Talkarrow How do I use this knowledge to benefit me?
How do I use this knowledge to benefit me?
Est1967.comGeneral CategoryHockey TalkHow do I use this knowledge to benefit me?
« previous next »
Pages: [1]
Print
Author Topic: How do I use this knowledge to benefit me?  (Read 55 times)
Hollywood
Sungod
Administrator
1st line center
*****

Karma: +59/-4203
Posts: 2871



WWW
« on: November 19, 2008, 03:51:22 PM »
So my mom is telling me about her neighbor that lives right next door to her.  I have met this woman a couple times, no big deal.  Seemed like a nice enough lady.  Anyways, my mom is telling me about how this chick went on vacation up to Detroit to see her uncle.  She was telling me about getting to see pics of this vacation and what a beautiful house this uncle guy had and how big it was.  Getting a little bored with this story and wondering how it effects me and why I need to know the vacation habits of her neighbors, my mind begins to wander.  She finally reels me back in when she gets to the point of the story where she asks what does your uncle do for a living.  My mom says to me "I asked her but I don't really remember what she said.  It was something to do with the Red Wings.  He was not a player but was involved with them somehow.  He also owns Little Ceasars pizza"  At this point I stopped her.  I looked at her funny and said "Your neighbors uncle is Mike Illitch?"  My mom looked at me funny and said "Yeah, I think that was his name.  Do you know him?"

This is a 100% true story.  My mom lives next door, and is friends with Mike Illitchs niece.  Now back to my question.  How can I use this info to benefit me?
Logged
De-Spirited
Fuck the Wings
Global Moderator
Top 6 forward
*****

Karma: +96/-46
Posts: 1905


Starring Nathan Wind as Cochese


WWW
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 04:00:27 PM »
Get the address?  All kinds of shenanigans can be instigated with an address.
Logged
Repeal
Top 6 forward
*******

Karma: +118/-36
Posts: 2259


Fixed my gaping sphincter
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 04:01:37 PM »
Pay someone to kill him?   No, it's not really putting the information to use, but it does meet the "benefit me" requirement.


Just saying.
Logged
Most men flying seem to understand, that man hasn't technically flown till he lands.
If you're coming into land and you crash and you die all you really did for sure was get too high.
TC
All-Star defenseman
*********

Karma: +135/-57
Posts: 6134


Muad'dib


WWW
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 04:05:35 PM »
oooooooooohh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit......

so many options...
Logged
CaptSMRT
1st line center
********

Karma: +99/-92
Posts: 3276
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 04:53:55 PM »
Get this girl pregnant......cha ching......free Little Ceasers franchise
Logged
Repeal
Top 6 forward
*******

Karma: +118/-36
Posts: 2259


Fixed my gaping sphincter
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2008, 05:47:16 PM »
Quote from: Hollywood on November 19, 2008, 03:51:22 PM
How can I use this info to benefit SMP?

See if you can get him a better delivery car?
Logged
Most men flying seem to understand, that man hasn't technically flown till he lands.
If you're coming into land and you crash and you die all you really did for sure was get too high.
jesuschristdotcom
Top 6 forward
*******

Karma: +68/-21
Posts: 1812


\n\t\t\n\t
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 05:54:26 AM »
tell her to have him trade us Lidstrom for Brewer
Logged
Pages: [1]
Print
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.2 | SMF © 2006-2007, Simple Machines LLC
Joomla Bridge by JoomlaHacks.com
Original Joomla Template design by RocketTheme